So many fish in the sea, all of them timewasters

I have had 15 enquiries this week and 1 of them may lead to a booking, yet he also might completely flake out.

I understand that every business on this earth deals with Time Wasters, because I’ve worked in many industries and met many people I really wished that I hadn’t. This wasn’t in the SW industry btw and it’s a story for another day!

This won’t be the last time you hear from me about this, but I would like to remain curious, entertained and ultimately pleased about any job that I do, so I’m writing about it here so that my dear readers can get a guide of sorts, about how to approach a Edie for a booking.

1) For the love of all that is good, do not message me saying Hi/Hey/How are you/Hello can I book.
I’m not going to explain why.

2) Read this link (below) thoroughly and follow all the instructions before messaging me:
https://www.edielau.com/pagex

3) As the above page says, please download Beemit: https://www.beem.com.au/
To show me that you’re reading this blog, once you’ve downloaded it please send me a $20 beem with the note: “Edie, sorry about the timewasters :("

4) I will be requesting a small deposit from you, so that I can make travel/incall (hotel) arrangements. Not sending this deposit tells me you’re disrespecting my whole booking process. I will then block you :)

5) With the knowledge that I’ll be spending intimate time with you, also consider that I need to feel safe during that time.
I will be requesting screening from you that reassures me you are not a kid who stole his mum’s phone. Refusing this tells me you don’t care about my safety. I will then block you :)

Hope this helps!

Best,

E