About Edie Lau

My pronouns are she/her.
Please feel free to tell me yours when we meet - I won’t re-iterate the copy you have seen on my advertising, this page is different!
I promise ;)

Inner shell

I am a thoughtful and imaginative person who likes creating things, fixing things and learning something new.

As someone who has always thought outside of the box, I find this adjunct career change to be refreshing and unique.
It’s an honour to hold space, intimacy and deeper presence. Connecting with people has given me the chance to re-evaluate time, pleasure, need and human behaviour.

I am:

  • A human being! One who considers life earnestly but also loves to appreciate absurdity, un/expected joy and comfort

  • Grateful to people who shape the person I am and the person I am becoming

  • More than My work and My physical form. Not defined by a productive or social output to the world

  • Organised, communicative and selective about how I spend My time and with whom

  • Simultaneously a homebody and an avid adventurer/traveller

  • Appreciative if you’ve gotten this far! Not sure if reading is what people do nowadays.

    I’d like to hear your stories and maybe share some of mine.
    I’d also like to do other consensual things with you, but I don’t want to get My website banned!

I go where the journey takes us.
I value safety above risk, assertion before the unspoken and kindness above all else.

Outer shell

The body I have made a home in, is tattooed, petite, gaining muscle, strength and a powerful core since I started training in 2022.

I have soft curves, a round behind, a bright infectious smile, past shoulder-length hair, tattooed arms and an embarrassing laugh!

Adornment

On being my whole self, my vibe is a flirty dress + jumper/cardigan when it’s cold, comfy shoes and a fresh face when we meet with minimal or no makeup.

Unperfumed unless it’s gifted to me (by you) or requested.
I can glam up a little for dinner dates - request this if we are going somewhere fancy.

Outfit/lingerie requests welcome as long as they are realistic!
I don’t have Frank’s bunny suit from Donnie Darko :(

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  • good communication, seafood, theatre, oyster mushrooms, fresh herbs, bergamot, using loose leaf tea (will settle for tea bags), going to the cinema, trying a recipe for the first time! dresses with pockets, discovering new music, all bellies on all bodies :), comfy sweaters, eye makeup on other people, rainy afternoons with a book or playing tetris, unisex perfumes, an infectious laugh, engrossing stories, homewares shaped as fruit/vegetables, non-alcoholic gin + negronis, cult cinema, diving down a youtube rabbit hole, travelling with only carry on luggage, watching people react to something I find funny, mechanical keyboards, synths, blue cheese, talking to friends far away online, native birds: also see: Ibis :)

  • people taking my glasses off without asking, gym/diet culture, wearing heavy eye makeup (I have sensitive skin!), sarcasm designed to injure, all electronic music being referred to generally as EDM, having to teach people very basic manners, getting way too lost in my phone, overly sweet soft drinks or desserts, heavy perfumes, gardenia in perfume, mud cake, abundance of raw onion/green onion, potato gem shortage at the supermarket, fondant icing, bobby pins, men who message me telling me they are ‘fit and white’ like this is meant to mean something to me, updating my phone, unromantic booking requests, weak tea, most western made bras, Darren Aronofsky

  • I like reading and writing in my spare time, sharing and cooking meals with friends, fixing clothes, objects and found things, admiring and experiencing art, making puns with my friends, dancing by myself or with someone, seeing live music, trying new food anywhere, walking in nature, discovering new (secret) places, taking naps + indulging in rest, watching thrillers from the 90s, making someone's day by being kind, travelling and challenging my mind.

    Do people even read these things anymore?
    Tell me the strangest thing you’ve seen or overheard lately!