Sometimes I forget I have a website but then I’m invited to verify plus myself on an ad platform and decide to write about it
Perhaps you are skeptical about how real I am.
You work day in, day out at the Turing factory getting paid in shitcoin and you’re unsure as to whether I pass the test.
You don’t think birds are real and you’re scratching your tinfoil hat, thinking that you’ll definitely break my mainframe by texting me: ‘hi are you avail?’
New Rate Increase 2025
Edie’s rates will increase on March 1st 2025 and the new rate structure will be on this website and across all her advertising. Why am I writing in third person?
Who knows?
Been watching movies
Edie Lau likes watching horror, thriller, A24, whimsical movies, romance, drama and suspense movies in Sydney NSW Australia
I’m back :)
Edie Lau is back from a romantic getaway. Taking expressions of interest for November - December 2024
Why use Edie Lau’s Booking Form?
Why is it important to use Edie’s booking form? There’s an important reason!
I’m in Melbourne on Saturday the 30th of March 2024
Edie is coming to Melbourne on Saturday the 30th of March 2024!
Contact Etiquette - or Edie-quette
When is it appropriate to contact Edie Lau?
She tells you here and in the FAQ