Edie Lau Explains it All:
Very normal healthy stuff that happens before and during our date

If you’re still thinking everything over and it’s all just a bit overwhelming, this link is your pal: Guide

This page is written as a roadmap for what to expect when we meet, so that nothing comes as an unwelcome surprise.

  • Once you have arrived at my private space, I will politely ask for us to settle the fee before completing your health check.

  • You will have a health check - if everything is okay, you will then take a proper thorough shower.

  • All services are covered. No Balloon, No Party - though I will be supplying Balloons! *Condoms

  • I ask that you keep your vices in moderation. If you plan to drink etc, take it easy pal.
    Note that I don’t indulge, except for an occasional spontaneous glass of red on romantic dinner dates.

  • If you get to the stage where you are ‘sorry for partyrocking,’ Edie will not be ‘sorry for ending the booking’ (but you might be).

    *This is 2008-speak for I will be asking you to leave if you’re having fun at my (and really your own) expense.

  • Edie is all about Communication, Consent and Safety.
    Unsafe, demanding and boundary pushing behaviour is not tolerated.
    Your booking ends when you do the wrong thing.
    You will be asked to leave and I will be keeping your whole booking fee.

  • This list would probably not exist if people were ‘excellent to each other’ all the time, but here we are.
    However, communicating clearly is something I pride myself on and I appreciate you reading this.


    Have more questions? Please see Edie’s FAQ here: https://www.edielau.com/faq

tl;dr Safe Sex is Good Sex, chill and trust the process